Sherlock’s Folly – the problem is the system itself

There’s been a lot of very worthwhile comment and outrage over the so-called SOPA Ireland debacle in recent days.

I have a slightly different viewpoint on this, and some of you are going to roll your eyes at me for saying this, but this debacle is exactly what happened to the target shooters when Ministers McDowell and then Ahern went to change the firearms legislation in 2004 and again in 2009. Eight years of my life, that ate up, and what we’ve been left with is worse than what we had when we started in every measurable way.

And yes, it is exactly the same – both cases involve a complex piece of legislation that deals with issues that require a lot of technical knowledge and experience to fully grasp, but which gets siezed on by the media only in soundbite format, with large lobbying bodies both supporting and opposing any measure, and those drafting the law don’t have that required knowledge and experience and won’t accept it from outside bodies without a lot of work convincing them).

What I’ve learnt in those eight years is that:

  • Our parliamentary system is worse than useless, not because it’s unfair or undemocratic, but because after the General Election dust settles, you know who has how many votes and unless you’re the government, you can’t ever win a vote thanks to the party whip system. So in effect, you see only one vote that matters in the Dail, and it’s done by the people at every General Election when they vote for what party they want to run things (and enough has been said about parish pump politics to make the flaws in that approach fairly obvious). Coalitions make things slightly less stable, but only if it’s an issue the parties are willing to risk ministerial posts in the ensuing scrap.
  • But worse than that, while the outcome of any vote is set in stone every few years, every backbencher still feels they have to be seen to be doing something, so during any dail debate on any bill, Paddy TD will stick his two left feet in with an amendment to the bill which proves one or more of three things: that he has no clue what the bill is about; that he has no clue what the issues are for the people the bill will affect; or that he doesn’t actually understand how legislation works in this country. The number that fall into the third category would be sufficient in and of themselves to cause you to lose faith in our system.
  • The end result is that even if you get a Minister on side; and even if you get a Bill drafted that makes sense (actually, this can be easy enough – the civil servants in specific areas of the civil service are actually quite surprisingly professional and adept – which alas, only serves to highlight the general cluelessness of most TDs); and even if you successfully shepard it past the AG’s office, through all the many, many times it has to go there to be drafted and redrafted because the translation from working english to legalese tends to strip out the bits you worked hard to put in the bill in the first place; even after all of that, you still have to try to get it through the Dail with every jackal in the place looking to take a bite out of it or mark part of it as their territory (and if it’s a firearms bill, you ought to see how much the Sinn Fein backbenchers froth at the mouth when trying to do this. It would be funny, if it wasn’t several years of your life they were having a piddling contest over).
  • And then there’s the seanad. For which all of the above applies twice over, because they’ve got more time and less to do with it and everything waffles on for many, many more cringeworthy moments. If they really were a body of experts in various fields, as was the original intent, that wouldn’t be such a major flaw, but that’s not how things work at the moment. For example, one senator tried to debate our 1972 Firearms Act using Fredrick Forsyth’s The day of the Jackal as a guide. I wish I was joking with you about that. And the standard of debate (with only a few well-known and notable exceptions) has not improved from that low water mark in the intervening years.
  • And so what you finally get left with at the end (and this is assuming you did everything right and managed herculean feats of politics over a period of several years, in your spare time if you’re lobbying for a volunteer body as is often the case) is a mess that
    • looks nothing like what you started with;
    • usually doesn’t fix the problem you set out to fix;
    • causes five more problems if you’re lucky and far more if you’re not;
    • and now has to be implemented by the Gardai, who won’t receive any training in the new act because that would cost money (and they’re usually not allowed to consult outside experts or doing so would be felt to be inappropriate);
    • and inevitably there will be test cases in the courts for the worst of the broken bits, and then you’ll get a Judge (and yes, I’m thinking of one in particular) in on the case who’ll ignore precedent and give the most authoritarian and conservative line he can find, causing even more hassle and court time (one judgement in particular that I’m thinking of which happened recently has contributed to us now having over two hundred cases in front of the High Court regarding firearms licence applications).

Compared to this system, the judgement and competence of the individuals who sit in its various offices for short terms are actually not such critical factors.

Honestly, I’ve given up on the idea of working legislation in this country at this stage in almost any area of life. We’d need major change to fix the system of government before we’d get decent legislation for anything or decent decisions on anything; and when I say major change, I don’t mean something superficial and aesthetic like abolishing the seanad (which won’t fix the problem and in fact ignores it almost completely).

There are some things we could try:

  • Make the party whip system unconstitutional. That would shift power away from Cabinet and back to the Dail, forcing Cabinet to seek consensus instead of using the party whip to force bills through; and it might even make them have actual debates again.
  • Require independent experts in the problem domain to be officially involved in the drafting and debate stages of a Bill. That’s been shown to work well in the limited areas it’s been done in with the firearms acts, and in a country where the second largest industry in a recession requires college degrees in engineering, mathematics or computer science as a basic requirement, the idea of someone drafting law for that industry who may not even have a basic grasp of the concepts involved is rather counterproductive if not outright damaging.
  • Have mandatory automatic rollbacks of legislation (like the US’s sunset clauses). So if something works badly enough, it’s easy to dump instead of us being stuck with it for decades, as happens today. This would also require mandatory reviews of enacted legislation, which would in turn require monitoring and metrics to see how well a law has performed. If benchmarking is a major concern in the public sector, shouldn’t we have it in the Dail too?
  • And it’s a small enough change, but require any amendment to an Act to be accompanied by a mandatory restatement of that Act so that we have one and only one document to read in order to see what the law on something is – the Firearms Act is currently spread over 19 acts, two eu directives and sixty-plus SIs. And while we’re working on that, we should require all SIs to be published in the same place (there isn’t a central clearing-house for secondary legislation in Ireland at the moment. You get notices in Iris Oifigil, but not the text of the judgement). And it might help if we had some sort of system by which it can be easily spotted what parts of what Acts have been commenced and which are still not active. I mean, if you can’t even read the law without spending an hour cross-checking everything, what hope have you?

You’ll notice that all of these suggestions are utterly unrelated to Sherlock’s Folly. There’s a reason for that – we’re seeing this more and more as our system of government and our society as a whole comes under more and more stress from economic issues – and it’s that it is our system of government itself that is the problem. Not the party that’s in government, not the individuals sitting in the Ministerial offices or the Taoiseach’s office, but the actual system itself that they operate within. It’s designed to take a tiny group of people once every few years and put them in charge of the entire country, without any real check and balances.

Yes, we don’t see them going completely off the rails (unless you read the newspapers), but we do see them obscenely overpaid, we see them ignore completely any pre-election position statements if they’re elected to power, we see the Dail not having any real debates (and usually left completely empty) despite having arguably more TDs than a country twice this size would need, we see nearly a thousand quangos with no real power but with all the responsibility of regulating things (and that’s a contributing factor to the economic crisis we’ve been in for the last few years), and generally, we see all the negative side-effects of a broken system of governance. The only reason we don’t see comic levels of abuse of power on a daily basis is pretty much down to social pressures (though frankly, with some TDs, we see those comic levels fairly regularly anyway, and they get away with it because we regard them as “characters” instead of cheats, bullies, liars and other negative things – but that’s more a social failing than anything else).

And frankly, until we solve this systemic problem, we’re going to be looking at oncoming crises for the foreseeable future. This week it’ll be Sherlock’s Folly. Next week, it’ll be something else. All the while, it’ll be concerns over the burning of bondholders, the closing of hospitals, the upgrading of septic tanks, and on and on and on. That’s what happens when you have a broken system and only focus on the symptoms and not focus on fixing the systemic issues themselves.

 

Unbricking the N9

Okay, so the N9 I’m trialling managed to spontaneously brick itself yesterday. No idea how – I wasn’t doing anything developer-ish with it, just treating it as a black box phone, and it happened while driving and the phone was locked and in my pocket at the time. It was working when I got in the car, and when I got to the range, all I had was the “Device is malfunctioning” screen. Resetting it (by pressing the power key for 8 seconds) did nothing. So I moved the SIM back to my n900 and started looking for ways to un-brick it.

Took a little while to figure it all out and find all the bits and pieces, but here’s how I did it:

  1. Download and install the maemo firmware flasher from here, at least version 3.12 (the older 3.5 version won’t work on the N9)
  2. Download the N9 firmware binary image using NaviFirm+. Here’s the (warning, 1.1 Gb!) file in case you don’t want to install NaviFirm+.
  3. sudo flasher -F DFL61_HARMATTAN_10.2011.34-1_PR_LEGACY_001-OEM1-958_ARM.bin -f -c

And done. All back up and working again. Simple once you have the bits and bobs.

Hope it helps someone…

 

Oh bother…

Spontaneously (and no, I wasn’t trying to flash the device), the N9 has developed a glitch…

Oh bother

I knew it was going too well…

 

N9 v N900

So I’ve been using the N9 for a few days now, and wanted to compare it to the N900 I normally use, the same way I compared the N900 and E71 before. So I’m going to go through the points of comparison from then and apply them here.

First off, boot time – the N900 wins here, by a good ten seconds, both in time from power-on to PIN entry and from power-on to able-to-make-a-call, with the N9 taking a good minute to get ready to call out.

Quality of the screen? The N9 wins here. Hands down, no contest whatsoever. The display is crisp and bright and vivid, and just a joy to work with. The N900 screen is by comparison drab and washed out, though the resolution isn’t awful in comparison.

The touchscreen, on the other hand, is an interesting comparison, and oddly, one that I think the N9 loses. It’s not that there’s a flaw in the touchscreen – it works at least as well as the iPad/iPhone/iPod touchscreens that I’ve used in the past – it’s just that for those of us whose fingers couldn’t be called “dainty” with a straight face, capacitative touchscreens are a clunky sort of thing at times.

Ease of use? Hm. Hard to call for me here because I’m so used to the N900. I think I’d have to give it to the N9 though – it might not be the easier of the two for me, but for anyone who’s not gotten used to the N900, the N9 has to be the easier to use of the two. Though I will say that the swipe features are sometimes a bit… finicky about what is a swipe and what’s not. But that’s a minor quibble at best. And it’s not like the N900 doesn’t have glitches either (I’m getting tired of the widgets vanishing from the screen, for a start), but I’ve not had the N9 long enough to see its glitches so that’s not a fair comparison to try to make. The UI on the N9 does seem much more responsive… when it correctly picks up your input, that is. The N900 is definitely slower, but I’ve not had it misinterpret a swipe or a poke at an onscreen button yet.

In terms of audio quality, it’s a very slight and hesitant win for the N9. Honestly, I don’t think the difference is very noticable, and it could easily be something random (like the actual line quality) but it felt like the N9 slightly edged it here. However, the N900′s audio is perfectly fine itself, so it’s a fairly academic point at best.

Physically, side by side, here they are:

N9 and N900

N9 and N900 (keyboard open)

N9 and N900, thickness (with otterbox)

The thickness comparison isn’t really fair with the N900′s otterbox on though, so removing it:

N9 and N900, thickness

So physically, they’re about the same footprint but radically different thicknesses, with the N900 twice as thick. However, for some reason, the N900 actually feels smaller in the hand (that footprint must be near the tipping point between “okay” and “big” for my hands I suppose).

I will say that the N900′s taken a year’s abuse or more, and even with an otterbox to protect most of it, it’s weathered it very well indeed. But I don’t think I’d feel comfortable using the N900 without a protective screen cover and something like the silicon case that it comes with (or an otterbox of some kind). Not when it’s selling for around the €600 mark. And that brings up a point I think is a design flaw with the N9 and it’s the camera:

N9 Camera

N9 Camera

The lens for the camera is right there, exposed on the back continually. There’s no protection for it. One good scratch from your keys, and that camera is toast. Every image from then on will be ruined. To me, that’s a bad idea, and it’s one the N900 avoided with a lens cover:

N900 Back Panel

That cover’s worked perfectly for the N900 for a year for me now. The lens on the camera is as good as the day it arrived and all that’s needed is an occasional dusting. Why they ditched a perfectly good feature like that, I don’t know. I will say though, that the actual camera software in the N9 is a massive improvement on the N900′s, which wasn’t all that bad to start with. Being able to select an off-center point for the autofocus by touch is very useful, the options screen is well-executed, and while I found the lock button not doubling as a shutter button to be annoying and daft, once you get used to the operation of the camera, it works really well.

So, what about the camera’s image quality then? Well, it’s the N9 here I think, and not by a small margin:

N900 ISO 12233 test image

N900 ISO 12233 test image

N9 ISO 12223 test image

N9 ISO 12223 test image

Yes, the N9 looks darker (it was shot under artificial light while the N900 was shot in brighter natural light) – but look at the moire patterns in the bottom center and the crosses above and below the slanted H’s on either side – far more definition and resolution there. Click on the image to see the full size for comparison.

You can also see the colour reproduction is better:

N900 color test image

N900 color test image

N9 color test image

N9 color test image

Colors are just brighter and more vivid with the N9′s camera. That might be down to lighting for the test, but looking at sample images taken in the last week, it holds up:

N900 Target image

N900 Target image

N9 Target image

N9 Target image

Compare the colours’ vividness and the lack of moire stripes in the N9′s image, and the N9′s the clear winner here. Also, what you can’t see is that the N9 can get the same quality of image without the moire effect kicking in from a lot closer to the screen than the N900, which is a lot more convenient. And in wider-field shots of non-emissive targets (ie. what you normally take photos of):

N900 portrait test

N900 portrait test

N9 portrait test

N9 portrait test

Even with the seriously demanding lighting challange the firing range always gives, the N9′s image just holds up better under examination.

So, which wins?

Well, for use as just a phone, the N9. Hands down. Easier to use, smaller, lighter, longer battery life (longest I’ve ever gotten from the N900 is 36 hours of idle – the N9′s already gotten past that with 40-odd hours), and slightly better audio (though that last one’s a very, very slight advantage at best).

For the camera, it’s the N9 by a country mile.

But as a smartphone/communications device, it’s a tie at best and it’s more likely that the N900 wins here. Even after a week, I can’t send a single SMS message on the N9′s on-screen keyboard with ease, and email is out of the question. And it’s not a question of more practice – onscreen keyboards really are just inferior to the real thing, so the N900′s physical keyboard – small and clunky though it may be – just wins. Not to mention that the resistive touchscreen, while definitely not as slick and pretty as the N9′s capacitative screen, is easier to use for us fat-fingered folk. And the N9′s browser, while good, isn’t as good as the N900′s default browser or Opera Mobile (which doesn’t seem to be available for the N9 and I’ve looked).

So would I trade in my N900 for an N9?

No. I’m too used to what the N900 lets me do, and my fingers don’t get on with the N9 – but (a) that’s me, not someone with normal-sized fingers, and (b) if I was still using the E71 or something similar, then hell yes, I’d trade them in for the N9. It’s a wonderfully polished end product that’s very usable for the average user, it does everything it says on the tin and more, and honestly, it’s a monumental kick in the crotch from Nokia’s engineering team to the Nokia management decision to drop the Maemo/Meego platform in favour of Microsoft’s Windows Phone.

N9 Target image

N9 Target image

 

N9 Unboxing

So, as before, the first thing to do is to unbox the N9. And, as before, others have done this in a bit more detail than me, but c’est la vie. On with it:

DHL packet

A quick rip, shred and tearing of bubblewrap later, and the contents are quite minimalist:

Contents of the DHL pouch

Unpacking the N9

Contents of the box

The phone itself, some paperwork, a rubber protector for the case, a USB-to-microUSB cable for charging and connecting to the PC, a mains-to-USB convertor for charging and a wired handsfree headphones set. All neatly packed away, nothing shifting around in the box or ill-protected – in fact the phone itself comes in a sort of all-over peel-off plastic protector.

But enough about the perhiphirals and accessories, on to the phone itself:

N9 face-on

N9 face-on

First impression? Shiny. Very shiny. Every surface is polished and it feels odd in the hand after the solidity of the N900. It feels as light as, or lighter than, the old e71 did. The way the front panel rises off the surface like a glass blister is a bit odd to the touch for some reason, but the feel in the hand is natural – there’s a slight curve to the back of the phone that sits well, at least in my hand.

It also feels quite different from the N900 with its sliding screen – you get a very rigid physical feel from this phone.

Looking at the sides for controls and ports is a very fast exercise indeed:

N9 left side

N9 left side

N9 right side

N9 right side

N9 bottom

N9 bottom

N9 top

N9 top

Basicly, there’s almost nothing there compared to the N900, which was adorned with ports. You have nothing at all on the left, a multifunction button and a volume up/down rocker on the right, the speaker grille on the bottom and the headphones socket on the top, along with two panels which open to reveal the microUSB charging/data port and the microSIM card holder.

N9 top, opened

N9 top, opened

Wait a second, microSIM.

Ah, feck. The N900 uses a normal miniSIM card. How do you review a phone when you can’t use it as a phone?

Well, turns out the difference between a full-size SIM card, a miniSIM and a microSIM is purely physical in nature – cut bits off and you can turn a full SIM to a miniSIM or a miniSIM to a microSIM.

SIM Card sizes

SIM Card sizes

MiniSIM-to-MicroSIM cutting template

MiniSIM-to-MicroSIM cutting template

And there are microSIM adapters that will bring a microSIM back up to miniSIM size as well:

microSIM to miniSIM adaptor

microSIM to miniSIM adaptor

So my plan was to cut down my miniSIM from my N900 to a microSIM for the N9 and use the adapter to move the SIM back to the N900 post-trial. I checked with Meteor on twitter and they confirmed that replacing a damaged SIM wouldn’t be a problem. So, out with the ruler and scalpel and scissors and DIY SIM to microSIM template

Trimming down SIM card

Trimming down SIM card

Unfortunately, it turns out that Meteor’s SIM cards have odd contacts, and if you use the contact pad as a landmark when deciding where to cut, you get the cut wrong – you have to cut through the actual contact pad on the side opposite the angled corner when doing the trimming. So a second trim was required, and then shimming the now-mangled card back into the holder in the right place:

Trimming and Shimming the microSIM

Trimming and Shimming the microSIM

But ultimately, it worked, and I now have a fully functioning N9 to test for the next two weeks. I’ll follow the same path as I did with the N900 trial – I’ll compare the N9 to the N900 and the e71, field test it for a while to see if it can replace a netbook the same way an N900 can, and generally muck about with it and see how well it does the things I need it to do…